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09.25.2003 :: Dam U
Well, I have finally found a college degree that I can earn at home with minimal preparation and studying. It's almost too good to be true.
There, I can earn a degree in Dust Bunny Breeding. It not only offers a Bachelors degree, but also offers Graduate work. Pretty promising, no?
Go Dam U!
Oh, yes, I started the second sleeve last night, while taking a rest from the dust bunnies, and knit about 20 rows. The excitement builds!
Posted by Sandy on 09.25.2003 AT 02:59 AM
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I'll bet I could test out of the DBB course. Wonder if my algebra credits would transfer.....Kim [gibknits@earthlink.net]
Posted by: A visitor on 09.25.2003 AT 02:10 AM
The atmosphere is simply electric! The excitement of the finishing frenzy is almost too much to handle. Can you hear the chanting of the crowd? "Inishmaan, Inishmaan, Inishmaan..." Yes, ladies & gents, this knitting project is something to see! :)
But did you get any real sleep last night? I hate that draggy, tired feeling. I hope you're bright-eyed & bushy-tailed today, dahlink!Bron [graymist35@aol.com]
Posted by: A visitor on 09.24.2003 AT 12:57 PM
Hmmm, may I apply my life experience in Dust Bunny Breeding for course credit?Cindy
Posted by: A visitor on 09.24.2003 AT 08:36 AM
I gave a speech at last year's graduation at Dam U.
After the alumni committee performed their annual inspection of my home to see that I was putting my under-the-bed-graduate degree to work, they decided that I was performing above and beyond expectations and granted me an honorary PH.D.
Brings tears to your eyes, doesn't it? (Or maybe that's just dust allergies. It's so hard to tell!)Mary
Posted by: A visitor on 09.25.2003 AT 02:59 AM