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01.21.2005 :: Knitting and a murder (almost!)
Sockapalooza
I decided that I did not have enough started, what with the Knitters without borders mittens and the everyday cardigan, so I planned out my sockapalooza. It has to be mailed out on or about March 15, so what am I waiting for?
Friday Harbor sock from Knitting on the Road and Luscious mountain colors yarn, colorway lost trail.
It was a scary, scary, scary, scary monster!
Most of the times at 3 am I am blissfully sleeping. Last night around that time, Derek, the eternal nightowl of the family, is standing in our bedroom at that time saying, "Mom, did you just hear the doorbell ring?"
Hmm. No, I tell him. Of course, I could have missed it amongst my snoozing. He was downstairs at his computer playing some gosh awful game with all his night owl friends online. Then I have the thought..Why would someone be at our door at 3 am? Derek speaks it out loud for all of us. "It's kinda spooky!"
Andy and I get out of bed and the three of us stand in the bedroom window looking down at the sleepy neighborhood for longer than any adults standing in a window wearing pajamas and rumpled sleepy hair really should. We are huddled together, figuring that the straggly ax murderer that is standing at our door, ringing the doorbell for access to slaughter us all will get tired of his wait and go to the next house.
Knowing that Derek is "creeped out" and that he still has to shut down his computer, I make for the stairs, figuring that brave hubby is close behind, ready to protect his family at any cost. Um. Wrong. Hubby is back in the warm covers mumbling something like, "Don't forget to turn out the lights".
Okay, so it's Derek and me, creeping down the stairs at 3:15 peering into each shadow as if it's the polite bell ringing intruder. Adrenaline pours through our veins, our hearts pump so loud they scare us. We both put our faces in the front window to see if anybody is standing on the porch. There is not. Phew. He left, that ax murderer! Thank Goodness he did not use his ax to bust the door down.
I decide at that moment to do what any decent knitblogger would do at 3:20 am. I sit at my computer to check to see if there are any blog updates. Oh, good, Norma has updated. I leave her a message, wondering if she will notice that I am up at 3:30 am. She did. Notice. She's quick like that.
Derek is sitting at his computer, finishing up what he needs to so we can go to bed. Again. He says, "Oh, my god, Mom, come listen to this!" Since every creak and noise in this drafty old house is sounding ominous, I get cold all over and go into the room. He hands me the headphones while telling me that his friend sent over a clip for him to watch. One with puppet-y type things and they are standing at a doorway delivering a package. I don't watch any more when I hear the doorbell sound in the headphones. He tells me that while waiting for the video to load, he minimized it and continued his computer game. The sound of the clip was all music. Except for that realistic doorbell sound. Which, coincidentally sounds exactly like OUR doorbell. Go figure! While only listening to the clip, the doorbell sounded real to him. We have a good, nervous little laugh and both head to bed.
One more night has passed with the local ax murderer not getting my family. Life is good.
Posted by Sandy on 01.21.2005 AT 06:59 AM
Comments
Mwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Teresa C on 01.21.2005 AT 07:32 PM
Wow, I cannot believe you are still having those bouts of ax murder paranoia. Remember when you thought I was one?!? See how wrong you were?
Or not. :)
Posted by: Kerstin on 01.21.2005 AT 03:03 PM
Well that is a sweet Mother-Son moment, in kind of a weird Hurley kind of way!
Posted by: Mary Beth on 01.21.2005 AT 01:24 PM
I knew you were ok, since you were blogging, but I was still freaking out with you. Whew!
Posted by: Nathania on 01.21.2005 AT 12:28 PM
This is exactly why 1) I have a dog and 2) I hate when my husband leaves town. Because those night noises freak me out... you're so brave to approach the door!
Posted by: melissa on 01.21.2005 AT 11:56 AM
I had such fun reading this story! That sock looks great, btw.
Posted by: Karen on 01.21.2005 AT 11:56 AM
gosh, I thought you were going to say you OPENED THE DOOR! Augh!
Posted by: Leigh on 01.21.2005 AT 11:37 AM
Like Annie said check the errata page. The decreases on the cuff should all stack on top of each other and create a vertical lace. They are a fun knit and your pal will love them!
Posted by: margene on 01.21.2005 AT 11:27 AM
Now you need to find a way to get back at hubby for jumping back into bed...so unfair :-)
Posted by: Kate on 01.21.2005 AT 10:45 AM
I can't believe you went down! Brave.
Posted by: Stephanie on 01.21.2005 AT 09:51 AM
Lucky Sockapalooza memeber who gets your socks.
Thank goodness there was no screaming of fear. Derek, Norma, Sandy would you all get some sleep already. : )
Posted by: Cindy on 01.21.2005 AT 09:08 AM
OH THAT IS SO HILARIOUS! At least Derek is a good boy and 'fessed up about the headphone noise, rather than letting you continue to wonder and be fearful. Good boy, Derek!
Posted by: Norma on 01.21.2005 AT 08:46 AM
Yikes, what a night! Did you get any sleep at all?
I'm so glad you're doing the FH sock. It's a quick knit so you'll be done in no time. Just remember to check the errata page at Interweave. :)
Posted by: Annie on 01.21.2005 AT 08:25 AM
A couple of weeks ago, My husband jumped out of bed and ran downstairs. I woke up wondering what was going on...he said someone rang the door bell. I didn't hear it and the dog wasn't barking, so I think he was dreaming. But it totally freaked him out. Atleast he didn't make me go look...
Posted by: Amanda on 01.21.2005 AT 08:20 AM
Ah! This story sounds SO familiar!! My middle son is most often the one who hears a noise, and comes in to alert us. And it's always ME who goes to check, wondering why I don't have a brave husband going with me. My husband too, is always under the covers! Well, I feel a LITTLE better knowing that it's a guy thing!
Isn't it funny how things are scarey at night.....I clearly remember one night in high school...I woke up and my trusty night light was not on. I was certain that a murderer stood between me and my night light, and THAT was why I couldn't see it.After laying there scared silly for so long, I ran into my parents room and turned the flashlight directly on them, checking to see if they were still alive.....I scared them alot! And uh, my lightbulb was burned out...
Posted by: Jenny on 01.21.2005 AT 07:49 AM
I HATE the bump in the dark stuff. I live 500 feet (in the quiet, remote burbs) from a house that had a home invasion in the fall and near-rape. You can bet my garage door isn't open til I'm the car with the door locked.
Posted by: Laurie on 01.21.2005 AT 07:49 PM