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08.18.2005 :: Miss Grumpy Puss

I wonder what the hell is wrong with me? Do you think I need to go on medication or what?
Some people blame the moon. Perhaps it's hormones. Maybe it's even a mid life crisis, who the hell knows?
But my chin is dragging on the ground. I am wearing a frown. This little ant CAN'T. Move a rubber tree plant.
More than likely it's the calendar slipping away on me. Derek will be leaving to go back to school in a couple of weeks. Bethany's looking at colleges and in the meantime driving away on her own.
But really, I'm not the type to mope ahead of time. So, what's my problem?
I wish I knew.
Is it the moon wreacking havoc with my mood?
Well,
Goodnight MOON!
I have made a mental list of the things to be thankful for, and believe me, the list is long. I mentally had to go to another page.
I am lucky that I have food on my table.
A wonderful family.
Of which I don't want to strangle every minute of every day.
A roof over my head, even if it IS leaky.
Look! Even Fig looks grumpy today!
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What is up with that?
So......
Know any good jokes lately?
Hmmmm?

Posted by Sandy on 08.18.2005 AT 06:30 AM

Comments

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender looks at him and says "what's with the long face?"


nuff said

Posted by: minnie on 08.18.2005 AT 11:16 PM

I love your blog and the colors that you have up....I love your mittens, you are talented girl! Did that help? Nothing helps me when I'm in a funk except hearing from friends, near and far. Have a good evening and pamper yourself with whatever it is you want to do.

Posted by: Robin on 08.18.2005 AT 05:24 PM

Sorry about your "funk". You'll pull through it soon enough. I think there is something in the air. I have a sky picture treat on my blog from my beach trip this weekend. I very specifically thought of you when I took it (I really did).

Tanya

Posted by: Tanya on 08.18.2005 AT 03:41 PM

I've been having a bad time of it myself these days and last night I was helping my nephew fall asleep and I told him that you know you've had a good day when someone gives you a hug and a kiss, tells you they love you and you get a good laugh.

Here's what we were laughing at:

If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you leave the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom?


European.


Hope it gave you a good chuckly. It always makes me laugh. There seems to be some badness going around. I hope it passes with the season. I'm ready for a change.

Posted by: Cara on 08.18.2005 AT 02:17 PM

We'll be a pair o' moonies mooning the moon tonight. How's that?

We perhaps need to be over the moon, like so:

http://overthemoon.ca/

:-)

Posted by: Norma on 08.18.2005 AT 02:16 PM

Here's another knitting that made me giggle:
Church Couple

A couple was sitting in church, the man was sleeping and his wife was knitting. The priest asked: "Who created the Earth and man?"

The woman poked the man with her knitting needle, and the man screamed, "God!"

The Priest looked at him and said, "That's right." Then he asked "Who is God's son?"

Once more the woman poked her husband with the needle, he woke up and screamed, "Jesus Christ!"

Again, the priest said, "Correct."

Finally, the priest asked, "What did Eve say to Adam, when she didn't want any more children?"

The knitter poked her husband again, but this time he got up and screamed: "Poke me with that thing one more time and I'm going to rip it off!"

Posted by: T on 08.18.2005 AT 01:48 PM

Oh Sandy, I am sorry you are feeling blue and have the grumperinas.

Here's a joke for you, hope it lightens your mood a wee bit.

Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.

The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Mittens!"

Posted by: Tiffany on 08.18.2005 AT 01:41 PM

It is the time of year. Change is always hard and with the boy going away it compounds your feelings. Be good to yourself. Even if it is a big bubble bath and a bottle of wine (whine?) ;-)

Posted by: margene on 08.18.2005 AT 11:18 AM

Peace Fleece. It's good for what ails ya. I'm just sayin'. :-)

Posted by: Beth S. on 08.18.2005 AT 10:53 AM

I agree, it's the change of season. I feel the same way, it's that whole "moving on" thing.
This too shall pass.

Posted by: stephanie on 08.18.2005 AT 10:34 AM

Well, okay, I don't know, maybe you've heard this one? A man walks into a bar, and . . . oh, you've heard it? Oh well! It's a good one though, huh?

Posted by: Deb on 08.18.2005 AT 10:12 AM

Oh dear....you too?? I just visited Norma and she is a bit grumpy as well. This is the time of summer that becomes bittersweet. We know it is almost over and some do get sad and a wee bit overwhelmed.

Keep your chin up, I hope it passes soon for you :-)

Posted by: Kim on 08.18.2005 AT 09:05 AM

I think it's the change in seasons coupled with the full moon this week and then on top of it your babies are going to college. Grump away. It will pass. :)

Posted by: Amy Boogie on 08.18.2005 AT 08:52 AM

You and Norma need to start a club. I'm joining. It's the end of summer. Nobody really wants it to go. We have a longer winter to look forward to. Yuck.

Posted by: Teresa C on 08.18.2005 AT 08:32 AM

Jokes are not my forte but we did hear a lot of really funny stories last night at knitting. Most of the ladies seemed to have had a nasty week and we migrated over to the Bertucci's for wine at the end of the evening. Between the stories and a relaxing glass of wine, everyone was in a better mood when we left.

Funniest story? One of our ladies is a quite young woman who's got 5 kids. She has 4 boys and a girl. The youngest is the girl and not 30 minutes after she'd brought her home from the hospital her 5 year old called 911 to say they had a baby in the house and the balls had fallen off! He'd seen her diaper being changed and noted immediately that something was missing *lol* Poor Cheryl said no one heard him make the call and next thing they new the house was full of EMT's and fireman laughing their heads off. I bet those fellows still tell that story.

Posted by: Julie on 08.18.2005 AT 08:25 AM

It's the change. NO, NOT THAT CHANGE! The change in seasons. Makes us all reflective and sad about the past and nervous about the future. Hugs. Be good to yourself today. Indulge in some good knitting.

Posted by: Mary Beth on 08.18.2005 AT 08:23 AM

Hmmm.. you and Norma are a pair today! Have some chocolate - I think you need a cool change in the weather. Come to Australia for a holiday! :)

Posted by: Donna on 08.18.2005 AT 08:14 AM