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04.06.2006 :: S is for story which is about F for Fig who likes to E for eat P for Parakeets
There once was a time when we had a menagerie of small pets. No cats, though. I was not a cat person. We did have a parakeet named Ernie,who looked like this:

This was the days before digital cameras and I probably have an actual picture of Ernie somewhere, but that would entail hours of going through picture boxes and frankly, I'm overwhelmed thinking about it! So, let's just make believe this is the real Ernie.
And we had a hamster named Bert. (Can you guess about how old the kids were when we got them? Hmm?)You can see what Bert looked like HERE.
So, Ernie liked to fly out of his cage. He liked to land on our shoulders. He liked to eat cheez-its and popcorn and ice cream, oddly enough. Sometimes he liked to bite ears, but that's not for this story. Somewhere along the line, a little friendship budded between Ernie and Bert. Ernie liked to sit on Bert's cage and give his call "TWEET TWEET" meaning, of course, "Come on out, Bert!" And Bert would. Come out of his little sleeping house and push his face right into the bars of his cage and Ernie would stick his beak into the cage and scratch Bert's head. I kid you not. It was a sight to see, I'll tell you.
Bert being part of this story is for pure entertainment value only. He was gone before Fig came into the picture. Ernie sure did miss Bert when he was gone. It was quite touching.
Back to Fig.
One day my neighbor showed up on my doorstep with a bowl, some cat food and a water dish. She told me that her family needed to leave their apartment for a month so it could be deleaded for her kids sake. She wanted us to leave food on the porch for the cats. They would live outside, being June and be no bother. What could I say? I didn't want her kids to get lead poisoning. But I did not want 2 cats. There were 2 cats. Fig and Rocky. Rocky was a 13 year old long haired orange and white sweetie. And Fig was a 1 year old kitten. Rambunctious and raring to go. I had never ever had a cat. Or thought about having a cat. So, now we had 2 confused cats living on our porch. The month came and went. The neighbor brought another bag of food and said it would be a couple weeks more, but she was definitely coming back. They weren't my cats yet, I was just catsitting. On the porch.
Then it turned to fall. And the nights started to get chilly and there was no sign of the neighbor. So, we would put the cats into the basement at night. Sure, it's not great down there, but it's better than outside, right? I mean, the neighbor will be back anytime for her cats. Right?
Every now and then the cats would come into the house, but we'd have to be extra sure that Ernie wasn't out flying around because, well, didn't cats like birds? I mean, especially to EAT?
In October, Rocky got very ill and I brought her to the veterinarian down the street from me. The neighbor had told me that she brought the cats there. They told me that they had no record of the cats ever being there. This was my first inkling that perhaps the neighbor was not ever going to come back. I know, most people would have gotten it by now. But not me. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, long after, even then they deserve it!
So, Poor, sweet Rocky had kidney failure. And incidently, a tumor under her tongue that was most likely cancerous. We made the difficult decision to put Rocky to sleep so she would not suffer anymore. Because suffering she was. She died without ever seeing her owner of 13 years again. That should be a crime, don't you think? On the way out, I made an appointment for Fig. He obviously needed his shots and to be neutered.
But he did stay in the basement in the evenings until his appointment the next week. When he came home from his :ahem: little operation he was so pathetic looking. Andy and I had a long talk, after we put Fig on the couch to sleep off the anesthesia. We had to give him the loving home he deserved or find a home for him. We glanced over at the cat sleeping there and decided we'd keep him. He was kinda cute. And he was good with the kids.
He never again slept in the basement. Believe me when I say that it wasn't long until he was sleeping on the beds. But I digress.
One day, one of us was leaving the house, not noticing that Fig slipped in the door unbeknownst to any of us leaving. Ernie stayed out of his cage during the day, with the door propped open if he wanted back in. Our foolproof plan had been foiled. For a whole week and a half we had been careful.
Cat in: Bird in
Cat out: Bird out
This time
Cat in: Bird out.
I opened the door about an hour later and Ernie was lying on the floor of the hallway, weakly chirping at me. Fig was sitting down the hall with a look of, well, there's no better way to describe it: Like he had just ate the canary. And he had. I picked Poor Frightened Ernie up and lay him on a towel, looked him over. There were no obvious injuries. We brought him down to the vets office and they pronounced him okay. No broken bones, no gaping wounds, which is a miracle, is it not? I have seen birdies in the yarn that Fig has eaten for appetizers. And it was not pretty. Fig had really just PLAYED with Ernie. So, when I say that he ate our parakeet, it was figuratively, not literally.
Sometime that night, I heard Ernie's bell ring one last time. He had most likely hit his favorite toy on his way down. Poor little thing probably died of fright. There was a funeral. And more than a few tears.
But looking at Fig, I knew he did not mean it. I knew it was just what cats did. If he had wanted to hurt Ernie, he would have. But he only played with him a bit. He did not know that Ernie could not take it.
We forgave. And we even got another bird. Tweety. He was a blue parakeet. But he did NOT come out of his cage. Ever.
That was our last bird.
Bert the second was our last hamster too. When he was dying, Fig lay vigil next to his cage until he had gone. I wondered how Fig knew that Bert needed someone.
Fig has also outlasted Mac the turtle and the unnamed goldfish that lived for years and years.
I think we'll keep him.
Still reading? You get extra bloggie brownie points. Thanks for all the great comments and requests to hear more.
I think I'll keep you, too!
Posted by Sandy on 04.06.2006 AT 06:14 PM
Comments
I love reading pet stories ... even if it is one about a Fig eating and Ernie (figureatively) ...
Fig is very cute and I'm so happy that you decided to keep him around. :)
Thanks for sharing.
Posted by: Samantha on 04.10.2006 AT 09:29 AM
fig is so cute, who could resist him?
Posted by: vanessa on 04.09.2006 AT 06:47 PM
Oh, what a great post! Thanks for sharing. Fig is one gorgeous cat.
Posted by: Catherine on 04.09.2006 AT 02:26 PM
What a lovely feline and what soulful eyes Fig has. He no more understands that a parakeet can't take rough play than a small child can understand that a kitten's tail is not a handle. No harm intended.
What lousy caregivers he and his partner had before they found you. Animals do have a way of sneaking into your heart through the back door, hm?
I work at an animal shelter and your story of the hamster and parakeet is so touching, I'm going to point people to your blog.
Dez
Posted by: dez on 04.09.2006 AT 01:51 PM
What a great story. Im endeared to FIggy.
My neighbors were parakeet sitting for a friend..... their 2 year old daughter, overzealously caught and squeezed the keet......too hard.
they still kept their two year old, she too was only playing!
Posted by: kathy b on 04.08.2006 AT 08:29 PM
That's how it is with cats, though: isn't it? They see a spot in your heart and they take up residence. it's sort of how they are with sleeping between your legs too.
Posted by: julia fc on 04.08.2006 AT 07:08 PM
Awww, Lucky Fig. We have 3 cats , a parakeet, Violet and a border collie, Chloe who while "playing " with Viloet, took out almost every wing and tail feather. We found Violet under the desk, wet, with her feathers scattered around looking more like a rodent than a bird. I think Chloe thought she was just doing a bang-up grooming job. Violet went back in her cage and slowly grew her feathers back. No harm done.
Posted by: Diane E. on 04.08.2006 AT 12:03 PM
I loved the story! Hug Fig for me.
Posted by: lene on 04.08.2006 AT 02:27 AM
You sure have a way with a story. Thanks for sharing Fig's story with us.
Posted by: AmyS on 04.08.2006 AT 02:20 AM
Lovely story. Thank you for sharing.
Posted by: Oiyi on 04.08.2006 AT 02:19 AM
He's completely Fig-a-licious, that cat of yours. What a sweetie.
When I was newly married I had a hand-fed baby cockatiel who would sit on my shoulder while I did dishes, and peck at my earring. I just loved that goofy little bird. The hubster had an Irish Setter. Same story as Fig and Ernie---one day it was dog in:bird out. The Setter pointed the poor bird, and that was the end of her. The bird, not the dog. Now I have Woody the cockatiel, and Bailey is NOT impressed one bit.
Loved the story, sweetie.
Posted by: Kim on 04.07.2006 AT 11:10 PM
Cute Story...I have lived in America 13 years and didn't know that a Parakeet is a 'Budgie' You learn something new everyday......
Posted by: Ann on 04.07.2006 AT 08:05 PM
Ooooh, it makes me want another cat. And I have four. Fortunately, my parrot is big enough that the cats are scared to death of the bird.
Posted by: Snow on 04.07.2006 AT 04:04 PM
Awww what a nice, well sorta nice, story. I'm sure fig didn't mean it, he was just being a cat.
We have to be careful with our parrot, Basil and our labrador Abner. Abner came into the house a puppy, so he's grown up respecting Basil, but one wrong paw move and he could easily hurt Basil without meaning to.
Although did you notice in your post where you meant to say yard, you said yarn! Fiber is such a part of our lives, isn't it.
Posted by: Rebekah on 04.07.2006 AT 03:27 PM
Thanks, what a great story!
Posted by: Jane on 04.07.2006 AT 02:02 PM
My neighbor's cat caught a baby Blue Jay one day and ran with it in his mouth across the street. Between three of us we managed to get the bird from the cat. It was uninjured, but it, like poor Ernie, also died of fright. Poor little thing. The other Blue Jays in the neighborhood were screeching and freakin' out, as you might imagine. I buried their little baby in my yard. Made me sad. But you're right -- cats do what they're built to do, which unfortuantely means the loss of some feathered and furry lives.
Posted by: Mary on 04.07.2006 AT 01:52 PM
you are a true animal lover
Posted by: blogless sharon on 04.07.2006 AT 01:46 PM
Thank you so much for your story of FIG. I grew up with cats at home, but my husband had never been around cats, and one day almost four yrs ago, I suddenly decided to adopt/rescue a baby kitty. It took Jim about two days to FALL IN LOVE with our boy kitty, Bartley (or Uncle Spark, as Jim calls him). We have since adopted a female, and SHE is in charge of the house! They bring alot of goofy JOY to us. Fig is beautiful!
Posted by: Aubrey on 04.07.2006 AT 01:23 PM
How sweet that they all took care of each other. Well, except for that scaring Ernie to death thing...
Posted by: Vicki on 04.07.2006 AT 01:18 PM
Fig is awesome and his name is the Best. I adore his Foo Manchu whiskers. Animals are so smart. When I was pregnant Earl, the wonder-lab, would lay his head on my belly-I think to protect the baby. We had Earl before we had kids and he has grown more protective ever since. He was never a barker but he would stand and whine when he heard #1 crying in the monitor and when #2 came he would bark and if that didn't get my attention Earl would lay outside #2's door until I got there. Now we have cats, Frog and Tink, and they will groom the kids once they are asleep. I love how our animals protect us.
Posted by: KT on 04.07.2006 AT 01:02 PM
Animals definitely know. I had three pet rats, and when the first one got sick just prior to passing on, his brothers were cuddled up on either side of him and wouldn't be budged. They knew it wouldn't be long, and they wanted to comfort their brother as long as they could. It was terribly sweet but unbearably heartbreaking.
Posted by: Imbrium on 04.07.2006 AT 12:13 PM
I didn't used to be a cat person until a stray adopted us. My parents still have her daughter who is 13. I have my own cat now, even though I am horribly allergic. Fig, by the way, is a very cute cat, adorable face, how could you not have fallen in love?
Posted by: Laurel on 04.07.2006 AT 11:19 AM
Good Fig.
Posted by: Julie on 04.07.2006 AT 11:14 AM
Great story Sandy - well told. And it doesn't surprise me that Fig lay vigil for Bert.. cats really are magical that way.
thanks so much for sharing!
Posted by: Teyani on 04.07.2006 AT 10:45 AM
What a sweet and sad story. The vigil for Bert really touched me. I wonder how animals *know* - especially animals who aren't of the same species?
Posted by: Jackie on 04.07.2006 AT 10:43 AM
I just love cat stories.
Posted by: claudia on 04.07.2006 AT 10:38 AM
Thanks for sharing the great story. I read the whole thing.
Posted by: hillary on 04.07.2006 AT 09:05 AM
Ohhhhhhhh....you got me with the part about Bert.
Posted by: Maureen on 04.07.2006 AT 07:56 AM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Posted by: Wendy on 04.07.2006 AT 07:55 AM
Great story :-) I remember a similar one with my son's cat and my daughters hamster ( now there is a potential for disaster) I woke up one night in the early hours convinced that there was something wrong. I found the tubing on the hamsters cage broken - the cat had sat on it purposely to get at the hamster. I was crawling around on my hands and knees in a shorty nightdrss ( not a pretty sight) when I heard the chilling words " Oliver put Missy down" utterred with great indignance by my the 7 year old daughter. Thankfully Missy was completely unharmed (if a little damp) and lived quite happily - in a cat proofed cage for a further 2 years :-)
Posted by: janine on 04.07.2006 AT 07:09 AM
Cute story...thanks for sharing!
Posted by: Annie on 04.07.2006 AT 06:17 AM
I love the story of Fig. I think they creep into our hearts when we are least expecting it.
Posted by: mrspao on 04.07.2006 AT 03:42 AM
Animals come to us just when we need them. My mother swore she would never get a dog. After all, who would walk it? Feed it? Clean up after it?
Then my dad found Daisy. She had been dropped off on the side of the highway as a pup and found her way to a farm. She was there for a while and though the farm was a good place for dogs, the people could not keep up the care for her. Let's just say that my mom was not the one to put up a protest at bringing the stray home...actually, I was. We had no water/food dish, no leash, nothing. We weren't prepared for a dog! But Daisy has been the most well-behaved dog with mannerisms we've never seen in other dogs without a lick of training.
Sorry, that went into a montage of my own darling pet. Fig seems to be a real sweetie, I'm glad you all came together.
Posted by: The Knitting Kit on 04.07.2006 AT 03:07 AM
Loved the story of Fig and Bert and Earnie.Ever? hear from the neighbor?Too bad you could have thanked them for a really special gift.
Posted by: emmy on 04.06.2006 AT 11:05 PM
I love this story.
Fig may just be the best cat name ever, too.
Posted by: carole on 04.06.2006 AT 10:52 PM
Yeah, I was kind of worried there . . . sorry about Ernie, but glad there was no bloodshed . . .
Posted by: --Deb on 04.06.2006 AT 10:27 PM
You may have to change your blog to read Sandy's Knitting, and Fig. Thanks for sharing more about Fig, and Bert. I do think cats know these things, and he wasn't just waiting for an easy meal.
Posted by: Jo-Anne on 04.06.2006 AT 09:29 PM
Did Fig know Bert II needed someone or did he sense an easy meal was close by (vulture-like)?
Posted by: Kat on 04.06.2006 AT 08:04 PM
Oh, what a great story! Thanks for sharing Fig with us.
Posted by: Chris on 04.06.2006 AT 07:49 PM
Love the Fig story! And our cat Spike sat a vigil when one of our goldfish died. Go figure!
Posted by: Julie on 04.06.2006 AT 07:46 PM
Beautiful cat, great story. Thanks for sharing, and, finishing last nights episode.
Sheri in GA
Posted by: Sheri on 04.06.2006 AT 07:45 PM
Years ago I had a cat and a parakeet, too. Chico (the cat) would sit on top of Jack (the birds) cage a peer down between the bars. Jack would just scream and holler and let Chico have it for sitting there and bugging him. Wow, that is one very old memory. Thanks Fig and Sandy for a walk down memory lane.
Posted by: margene on 04.06.2006 AT 07:40 PM
Awwww, poor Ernie. But Fig sounds like a great cat!
Posted by: Helen on 04.06.2006 AT 07:38 PM
Phew! At least he didn't *gulp*. That was my mental picture.
Posted by: Jan on 04.06.2006 AT 07:12 PM
Oh, I love your story, and gotta love that Fig!
Posted by: Jane on 04.06.2006 AT 07:08 PM
I think Fig was a weasel in his first life, he "weaseled" his way right into your heart. Pets have that effect don't they? Thanks for the story. RIP: Ernie, Bert, BertII, Tweety, Mac, fish with no name & Rocky. Fig btw is very handsome.
Posted by: Michelle on 04.06.2006 AT 06:58 PM
Scuse me. I need to go find my cat and cuddle him now.
Posted by: Rachel H on 04.06.2006 AT 06:45 PM
I think I've run out of Kleenex. Everybody is posting really good things or cuet stories and I'm bawling my eyes out over here...
Posted by: Libby on 04.06.2006 AT 06:43 PM
Isn't amazing how these guys work their way into our hearts? I can't imagine things around my house without my two cats.
Posted by: Susan on 04.06.2006 AT 06:39 PM
Damn Bert II vigil story has me all misty. Yes, I know I'm sad and pathetic, but really, you knew what you were doing. "I wondered how Fig knew Bert needed someone." Twang twang go the heartstrings.
Posted by: Carrie on 04.06.2006 AT 06:37 PM
Fig is just beautiful.....have his "owners" ever returned? Too bad for them.
Posted by: lisa Co. Springs on 04.12.2006 AT 07:55 PM