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01.11.2007 :: I may be a Mom but I'm not MY Mom!!

Okay, look, I almost did something today that would have officially made me "JUST LIKE MY MOTHER".
I know.
You don't know my mother, but you know yours. All those mothers are probably wonderful people but WE don't want to BE them, do we?
No.
Sure. There's probably a couple of you that wish to be exactly like dear old mom. Good for you. I applaud your mother for being such a wonderful influence. My mother? Sure, wonderful woman. And I don't want to be her.
The offending incident? It was bad.
I was making Derek a sandwich. He wanted turkey and roast beef. Not my cup of tea, but whatever. The turkey was feeling sticky to me. Ick. I smelled it. It did not smell, but it was sticky. Gross. I found myself, without even thinking about it, at the sink rinsing off the meat. OHMYGOD. That is the instant when I realized that my mom is lurking inside. She used to "rinse" hot dogs off and cook them for us. Sticky meat apparently did not mean spoiled to her. Looking back though no one ever did die from eating those sticky hot dogs. I may die just thinking about eating rinsed off sticky meat right now.
I stood there at the sink,watching the water coursing over the turkey with the image of those rinsed off hot dogs and the horror of the turning into Mom thing in my mind and quickly tossed those turkey slices in the trash. ~shudder~!
Roast beef sandwich it was.
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Chicken plate update: I plan on glueing (gluing? I'm too lazy to google it. Pick your own acceptable spelling) that puppy back together and hanging it on a wall somewhere, the evidence cleverly hidden. I'm sneaky like that. But I don't rinse meat that should be tossed. We've established that sufficiently, right? Sneaky enough to glue a broken gift together and hang it high on a wall, not sneaky enough to serve salmonella on a platter to the people I love.
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Do you see the little thingy on the right showing my photo a day (Or so)? Click that to see the photos. I love how the photo changes when I add one! (little things amuse. Yeah. Yeah.)
You can join in the Photo a day fun too, you know. Go over and give Maryse a heads up and get your camera cranked up! There are plenty of things around your home that are interesting. There is! Don't make me come over there and show you!
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Snowmen in a window

Posted by Sandy on 01.11.2007 AT 11:52 PM

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ewww, when my son was 6 my mother made him eat a hot dog that he told her tasted bad.

he was sick for days!

over 20 years later, he still will not eat hot dogs.

Posted by: vanessa on 01.23.2007 AT 06:49 PM

I always tell my DH that he must have married me because his Mom and I are alike in certain ways (stubborness and all its demons). But I do freak out when I do the little things that my Mother does, kind of similar to what you did with the turkey!
=:8

Posted by: Kimberly on 01.17.2007 AT 11:30 AM

It *is* creepy the day that you realize that you are becoming your mom.

Posted by: Kathy on 01.15.2007 AT 10:47 PM

I used to hate when, out in public, my mother would see that my face was dirty and wash it by LICKING HER THUMB and rubbing the dirty spot with it. I vowed I would never do this with my kids.

My daughter was in kindergarten the first time I did it--at the bus stop. I think I was more horrified than she was.

Posted by: jessie on 01.15.2007 AT 06:24 AM

We become our mothers. I think it's unavoidable. I fight it every day, but it's happening, anyway. I love my mother dearly, too. I just thought I was someone totally different. I was young and hip!

Posted by: LizW on 01.15.2007 AT 01:14 AM

I recently fought back the urge to use a tea bag twice, saved on a saucer in between uses...just like my mother.

I dodged it too. Very close call. (It's funny how much stronger these urges are getting as I get older.)

Posted by: stephanie on 01.12.2007 AT 08:19 PM

I washed a Kleenex with a load of laundry this week and had that same thought. o.0

Yay for the plate!

Oh, and you've seen everything that's interesting over here. Yup. The cat is it.

Posted by: Cookie on 01.12.2007 AT 02:45 PM

nope, don't wash sticky meat...too many microbiology classes to do that ;-) i will rinse poultry though before cooking...not entirely sure why but my mother always did...oh dear lol

no one will develop food poisoning if you glue together a broken chicken plate ;-)

Posted by: laurie on 01.12.2007 AT 02:26 PM

Hiya,

to find out if meat is spoiled try feeding some to a cat (if you have one). A cat, however hungry they are, will not touch spoiled meat!!!

Cheers Eva

Posted by: Eva on 01.12.2007 AT 02:10 PM

I just came across this post for you, Sandy.

http://www.deliciousdays.com/archives/2007/01/12/neat-meat-do-you-wash-it/

Posted by: Jan on 01.12.2007 AT 01:54 PM

Recently I've caught myself chewing like my mother. Not that there was anything *wrong* with the way she chewed, but I want to be ME, and come up with my very own way of chewing. I went out with a bunch of bloggers after spinning guild and I couldn't hear a word they were saying I was concentrating so hard on my Freedom of Chewing. She warned me; she told me one day I'd look in the mirror and see her hands pop out of my sleeve as I put on my shirt. She also said I'd be horrified. She was right. Now I think maybe it wasn't so much a warning as a threat.

Posted by: jenifleur on 01.12.2007 AT 12:55 PM

Timely post - I'm going to visit my mother this weekend. And while I love her dearly, I don't want to BE her. I'm doing the Picture a Day too, and just added the flickr thingy to my sidebar! We must be on the save wavelength today.

Posted by: elizabeth on 01.12.2007 AT 12:36 PM

Actually, I was thinking it might be fun if you DID come over and show me!

As for the whole becoming your mom bit? I couldn't agree more. And recently I got a bit of revenge for all the "mommness" showing up in me. I took a picture of my mom at Cracker Barrel and I looked at it once I uploaded it to the 'puter and who should be staring back at me but my GIGI!!(my grandma) From the way her hair was done, to the way her hand was under her chin and the way she was holding her coffee cup, My mom WAS my Grandma...and that was a very satisfying moment.

Posted by: Tracey on 01.12.2007 AT 11:23 AM

Fact: I always rinse off hot dogs when I take them out of the package. Doesn't matter if they are brand-new, I still do it. I had no idea that wasn't commonly done!

Posted by: Beth S. on 01.12.2007 AT 11:06 AM

That was a close one.

Posted by: claudia on 01.12.2007 AT 10:43 AM

First-time commenter, but I had to respond about your chicken plate. My 7yo daughter, a horse fanatic, bought one of those collector's plates featuring a Morgan horse at a yard sale -- and not 3 minutes later dropped it and shattered it on the sidewalk. She couldn't even find all the pieces. My plan -- if I can convince her of it, and maybe even if I can't -- is to break it even more, and turn it into a broken tile mosaic, perhaps set in a serving tray. Something like this:http://www.thejoyofshards.co.uk/picassiette/garden.shtml. Anyway, it's something to consider, although the thought of taking a hammer to the chicken plate to break it *more* might make you a bit queasy!

Posted by: Jennifer on 01.12.2007 AT 09:12 AM

Hi Sandy! I lurve your snowmen. Oh, and it's a well known fact that the penalty for rinsing meat is ... let's see ... 1 mile, yeah that's right ;-) .

Posted by: Paula on 01.12.2007 AT 07:23 AM

Yeah. Ummmm. I can honestly say I have never washed meat.

Posted by: Carole on 01.12.2007 AT 07:01 AM

if joe wants to piss me off he'll tell me that i'm acting like my mother.

thanks for the shout out. isn't flickr fun?

Posted by: maryse on 01.12.2007 AT 06:33 AM

Oh, I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: Sydney on 01.12.2007 AT 01:32 AM