Fig:
Pumpkin here! I'm using mom's "loggin" (like a noggin, I think) to say hello... my humans keep going out and leaving me this weekend. my mom says she's going to someplace called rhinebecka and dad says he finally gets a weekend off. you wanna come over and chase mice with me?

pumpkin

Tuna, Fig? Do you come running when you hear the can opener? My kitties like the tuna water we drain from "people tuna".

How about a tummy scritch while your Mom and Dad are busy? That's a good fellow!

Humans are just weird, aren't they? But lovable in their way....

--Chappy

Aw, Figgy, you're so cute. And you look a lot like Fluffy (don't look at me like that, we didn't name her), who's lying next to me on the bed.

Door Stripp'rs R Us! (do you sing while you strip, or is that extra?)

Fig, are you kidding? Tuna? Shoot for the stars! I've got some salmon for ya, right here, Kitty.

Hello, darling Fig. Maybe today would be a good day to bring out some of the socks you've stolen from momma over the last year. She is working very hard to keep your home looking pretty. It might be nice to treat her. I bet there'd even be tuna in it for you if you brought her all her missing socks. Just sayin'...

I hear ya fig. Can't sleep in the knitting chair. Can't sleep in the blogging chair. It's enough to make a cat...zzzzzzzzzzzz