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06.24.2008 :: 174. 10 things
Seen at Terry's: Thank you, my friend for tweaking my brain today!
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10 inventions that make life easier:
1. computers: I remember when Derek was younger, a Sunday night 4 pm and he blurts out "Oh, I have a 10 page paper due tomorrow on Australia". I remember we went to the local bookstore and sat on the floor and did research until the store closed. No necks have to be wrung now with the World Wide Web at our fingertips 24/7. (I still reserve the right to wring necks, though)
2. Once again, a computer thing: The keyboard in general or word processing specifically. When I was in college, we had to type our papers out. Handwritten was unacceptable. If you did not have a typewriter, you bartered to find someone that could type it for you. I did laundry for a week for a typing roomie.
3. In house washer and dryer: When we were first married we had to lug every stitch of clothing except for the "wash day outfits" to the laundromat and spend hours washing, drying and folding. It is so much easier now to throw a wash in and let it do it's thing while living the life. If only clothes could march themselves back into the drawers, then I'd be a truly happy person.
4. Tilt windows: How much easier to clean our windows with this little nugget of the 20th century. Remember standing on tall ladders once a year (heh) to clean the outside glass? Now, just tilt and wash anytime you want. The thing is? We still have to actually wash them. They are not self washing. So, I do not HAVE cleaner windows than I did 10 years ago, pre tilt windows. But I COULD have cleaner windows if I WANTED.
5. Rotisserie Chickens: Too busy for cooking dinner? Pick up a rotisserie chicken or two and some carrot sticks. Done and done. No one complains either.
6. Key fob door locks/unlocks for our cars: Remember how we had to put the pesky key in the pesky keyhole? Fumbling around, sometimes it got frozen in the winter and you'd have to heat the key with a match? No more.
7. Caller ID: No more answering calls that waste our time.
8. Cell phones: How good is it if we are driving along a dark road and our car breaks down that we can now call for help from the relative safety of our car. No more walking the streets looking for a phone. And? Those phone booths were just RIFE with germs. You do NOT know where that thing has been. But? On the other side? We cannot be left alone with our thoughts. Don't you hate it when you are in the grocery store and someone says something (they are wearing those bluetooth phone thingys in their ears) and you think they are talking to you and you snap your head up at the ready to take their heads off before you realize they are on the PHONEEEEEEE. I hate that.
Hmm. Was that a good thing or a bad thing?
Either way. It changed our lives.
9. Afterschool Activities. Some kids have so much to do. They should be able to sit under a tree gazing at clouds or reading Nancy Drew books at their leisure. Kids must be scheduled now. That's kind of sad.
10. 500 count sheets. This has changed my life, honestly. No more pills on the sheets (not actual pills, but the fuzzy kind) (pills in the sheets would be another kind of invention, would it not?) Crisp, cool sheets. That's what makes life great.
and a bonus:
11. Honestly, the thing that has changed my life the most? (I know that you are expecting BLOGGING. And it HAS. But that is not my answer today..) AGE. Yes. My age has improved my life immensely. I do not feel self conscious or inadequate just because I am standing there like when I was younger. I don't care what people think of me as a rule which makes it much easier to go out in the world or not. Either way. I can let things slide a lot easier than when I was younger and more intense. Sometimes it's just not worth it. Knowing when to fight about something that matters. This is a great one too.
Yes, aging has been a great thing. I would not go back to my teen years for anything. 46 is where it's at.
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Well, that turned into a raving "I remember" session. Let me just ease myself down into my rocker and rub some ben gay into my arthritis for cripes sake. Let me pick up my knitting.
Oh, wait. That's a GOOD thing.
~Inventions. Love them. Hate them. Love writing 10 things about them.
Posted by Sandy on 06.24.2008 AT 10:31 PM
Comments
I really love your list! I have to comment on the computer vs typewriter; I had to type my reports for English in high school which meant I had to borrow my aunt's Smith Corona. It was either that or my grandfather's REALLY old one that you needed muscles in your fingers to use! Either way there was no auto correct so I had to use that white stuff that you would type over and it would *correct* your mistake. Fast forward 15 years later and my nephew doesn't want to add another book to his bibliography because then he'd have to "pull up the file, add the book in and reprint that whole page!" I looked at him with shock and said "When I was your age...." It was the first time I ever said that and wasn't trying to be funny.
Second, I agree abt the over scheduled part for kids. I have 2 small kids and they are only allowed to have ONE thing going. That's it. I want them to come home and veg out a bit and then go outside to play. Or go in their rooms to read a book because they WANT to, not because they HAVE to. I'm trying but it is definitely bucking the system.
Posted by: Lynn on 06.26.2008 AT 01:20 AM
I love your list, my Sandy.
I had the bluetooth thingy happen to me this morning at the grocery store. Jeez...
Oh! Remember carbon paper?
xo
Posted by: Cookie on 06.25.2008 AT 04:15 PM
Oh, Sandy, I love your list! But even better than car key fobs is the one that came with our Prius..... I can leave the keys in my pocket or in my purse and just walk up to the car and touch the handle, and voila! It unlocks the driver's side for me! Imagine, a dark night, your arms full of bags, and you DON'T have to stand there in the rain searching for the keys that have reached the lowest level of your purse. (The car will start without using the key, too... just press the start button)..... and I'm not even mentioning the 49 miles per gallon it gets. I love the mileage, but even more I love the keyless entry.
Barbara M.
Posted by: Barbara M. on 06.25.2008 AT 10:02 AM
Love your list. Especially #10 :D
I love that every year, I feel like it's the best age I've been yet and then the next birthday comes and it's better.
Posted by: Stacey (aka sock whisperer) on 06.25.2008 AT 09:30 AM
I was lucky with computers in college--I went to the first Liberal Arts college in the country that gave every incoming Freshman a computer, starting with the year ahead of me, so I had a computer. In my room! Okay, there wasn't any hard drive, the monitor was two-color, and the graphics were a joke BUT it was my very own! I was the first of all my friends to have a computer--and the downside? None of them "got" how much FUN they could be.
Posted by: --Deb on 06.25.2008 AT 09:12 AM
You've really captured the conundrum that engulfs us all -- every improvement has both good and bad sides; it's increasingly up to us to discriminate. Think back to the car and the telephone -- pretty life-changing gadgets in themselves. But I esp. like your including age as a positive thing. Perspective and confidence have no price but are certainly priceless. Thanks.
Posted by: Luise on 06.25.2008 AT 09:09 AM
i didn't include computers or the cell phone mostly because for all the ease they've brought to our lives, they've also made our lives more complicated. when we typed papers in college, a typo or two was overlooked. same when i was first working. whereas now, we're expected to produce that much faster and that much more.
same with the cell phone. before people didn't expect to be connected to us 24-7. we could have some peace. but now, it's the norm.
Posted by: maryse on 06.25.2008 AT 07:39 AM
Go Sandy!
The bookstore story cracked me up. And the bluetooth thing - can you imagine what we'd have thought 30 years ago if someone told us about this concept?
Posted by: Nora on 06.25.2008 AT 07:16 AM
I'm so with you on these inventions, but I have always contended (and will continue to do so until I can't use it any longer) that the greatest technological advance in human history is the indoor flush toilet. Without that, there would have been almost NONE of the other inventions we use every day, as the very cities we live in would be impossible (imagine everyone using the same outhouse or having to dig holes for hygiene several times a day) and life expectancy would be significantly reduced with all the disease that's attendant to poor excretory hygiene in a non-toidy world. Who'd have lived long enough to learn everything needed to invent the Internet, for example?
And, in case you're wondering, um, there's no particular reason I mention this now. Why would you ask? ;-)
Posted by: toni in florida on 06.25.2008 AT 06:35 AM
So I was just writting an email and I thought of something that makes my life easier. SPELL CHECK! I wrote a long email to a friend and what do you know but like 30 words were misspelled!
Posted by: Stephanie B on 06.26.2008 AT 12:34 PM