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07.04.2008 :: 184. letter from a cat
Dear Blog,
My family has abandoned me and gone to New Hampshire to something called a lake. If it thunders, you can find me under the chair.
So, cat party at our house. BYOT (Bring your own tuna) I do have a small number of catnip flavored treats to share but I'd appreciate you bringing me a host gift of more. Or ham. Yes, ham is good.
This is a secret from my family. Please keep it to yourself. No posting of pictures on youtube or My Space or even FaceBook after. I had better not see anyone here on LOLcats. I'm serious.
For now? I'll be snoozing, getting my beauty sleep. I'll leave the door open and the light on.
Fig
Posted by Sandy on 07.04.2008 AT 01:00 AM
Comments
Fig, we're Otis and Leroy, Nora's neighbors' cats. She's having a party, it's loud, and it's pissing us off. Do you have any ice cream?
Posted by: Nora on 07.05.2008 AT 06:54 AM
Callie, Sadie & Boomer here - swiping the keyboard while Mom is knitting & Dad is mowing the lawn. We can supply *fresh* green catnip as Mom just cut a bunch out of the zucchini bed. She's so busy turning the heel of a sock, we don't think she'll notice that we're not snoozing in our chairs. p.s. It takes a really big thunder rumble to make us blink - if you can hear it, the worst is past. {{HUGS}}
Posted by: Plain Jane on 07.04.2008 AT 03:18 PM
Dear Fig,
We've been left alone too while the humans are in Vermont. We'll bring Greenies, nip and heavy cream. I'll be under the couch with you if that thunder comes back.
Simon and Jasper
Posted by: Jo in Boston (Formerly) on 07.04.2008 AT 01:57 PM
Awww Fig! You're so adorable. ::smishes you!:: I'd definitely bring you catnip and ham in exchange for a snugle. I hope there's a comfy blanket under the chair for you!
Posted by: moiraeknittoo on 07.04.2008 AT 01:50 PM
Cousin Fig,
I'll bring tuna and toys from the pantry. What's her ass is too busy knitting to notice that I'm out getting my party on.
See ya soon!
PK
Posted by: Precious on 07.04.2008 AT 01:50 PM
We're going to be home alone for a few days too, except a friend is coming in every day to feed us. *They* are taking to dog with them, so we'll have to house to ourselves.
Amber & Maggie
Posted by: Joy on 07.04.2008 AT 11:58 AM
I'm guessing dogs aren't allowed, huh? But that's okay, we're having a birthday party this weekend, anyway! Have fun. (And, I'm with you on the thunder-thing--that stuff is scary!)
Posted by: --Chappy on 07.04.2008 AT 11:11 AM
Happy 4th Sandy to you and yours! How's your FIL doing?
Posted by: Manise on 07.04.2008 AT 11:06 AM
heh. Cute. Tkk would go over and hang out if she could. You said the magic words, catnip treats. *L*
Have fun at the Lake Sandy!! :D
*OtterHuggles*
Posted by: KnittyOtter on 07.04.2008 AT 11:00 AM
Hemi here. I'd love to come, but do you have enough cat litter for us all? I've been to parties where there was plenty of the nip but not enough of the granules........
Posted by: Lynn on 07.04.2008 AT 10:56 AM
Fig,
Cosmo and Pye here. We've lost the directions to your place. Can you e-mail them to psychokittiesATgmailDOTcom?
Mom bought us some really primo catnip - we'll bring it if we can get the cabinet open!
Posted by: Jenn C. on 07.04.2008 AT 09:10 AM
Have a good time, Fig!
Have a good time, Sandy and family!
Posted by: margene on 07.04.2008 AT 08:19 AM
Is there room for six more? We'll be there as soon as William Henry figures out how to drive.
Posted by: Betty on 07.12.2008 AT 09:43 AM