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10.21.2008 :: 71. And now, I take some ribbing and a winner
I feel that you were at a disadvantage for the contest. How much would I spend? Usually I don't buy much. In fact, I came home from the Vermont Sheep and Wool having spent nothing on fiber. ZERO. But the New York Sheep and Wool is a bit tougher for me because of 1 booth. Foxfire.
And the little detail that you did not know was that I totally fell in love with the cormo silk yarn used for my Charlotte's scarf and I had pretty much decided that I would buy a sweaters worth of it. Although they did not have the cormo silk this year, they DID have cormo silk ALPACA. I'm all about it.
So, thank you for guessing low. I am usually a bit more frugal than I was this year.
I bought: (each and every purchase boosting the US economy thank you very much)
11 skeins of cormo/silk/alpaca in Natural colorway, Foxfire: $242.oo
3 skeins of fox sox yarn for mittens, Foxfire : $ 14.42
1 Bird in Hand mitten pattern, Foxfire : $ 7.00
1 DPN size 2, Foxfire (very special Grafton Fibers DPNs) : $ 31.00
1 Deerpath Socks pattern, Foxfire : $ 7.00
2 skeins fox socks yarn for blog prize, Foxfire : $ 28.00
1 Ice breaker hat pattern, Green Mountain Spinnery : $ 6.50
4 skeins Green Mountain spinnery Mountain Mohair : $ 50.00
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$385.92
Grand total is $385.92. My wallet is a bit sore tonight. But as I told my boss today, I don't smoke or drink (much), I don't gamble or do drugs. I knit. Everyone has something.
The winner is KELLY who guessed $378.62. A pretty great guess, huh?
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By the way, yesterday's story was full of CRAP. It's true. Apparently, there were a certain group of people, I'm not going to name any names but these certain people had a bit of a navigation accident with a luggage cart, bottles of beer and chocolate covered espresso beans.
Now. I have seen chocolate covered espresso beans before and they never looked like deer scat. Perhaps rabbit poo but not deer. These espresso beans were quite large for their kind.
So, if anyone ever asks? Spilled beer and chocolate covered espresso beans CAN indeed look like a deer public bathroom.
When I got that email I almost laughed until I cried. Honestly! If you could have seen Norma, Leigh, Jen and I marveling over nature right there in the doorway of the hotel! What kind of deer would do that? We pictured the deer and everything.
Is my face red!
Well, at least Kelly can now think of the contest yarn as espresso beans and beer yarn instead of poo yarn. That would be the silver lining I suppose.
This would be the place in the blog entry that I planned to put in a picture of the ribbing of my new fancy schmancy knitting, the sweater named Town and Country from A Fine Fleece in that natural colored Foxfire yarn. A picture of ribbing. And a comment something like this:
I'm ready for my ribbing now.
And everyone could proceed to laugh and generally poke fun at me/us for thinking beer and coffee beans are deer poo.
But? I forgot to take a picture of the ribbing.
You can picture it though, right?
Posted by Sandy on 10.21.2008 AT 09:20 PM
Comments
I so wish i was there, because (being a biologist and general outdoor geeky type) I know the difference between poo and chocolate beans. I would have had so much trouble not blurting it out, but wouldn't it have been hilarious if somebody reached over and started munching them!!!
Posted by: lisa on 10.22.2008 AT 05:44 PM
dude. I ate some of those beans the night before...I'm rethinking that decision now that I see the resemblance... ;op
Posted by: JessaLu on 10.22.2008 AT 04:45 PM
OMG, that's hilarious. I saw them eating the beans and drinking the beer but never put two and two together. That is hilarious. I see a whole new fad for pranksters....
Posted by: Jean on 10.22.2008 AT 03:23 PM
That's the last time I bring chocolate-covered espresso beans to Rhinebeck.
I am impressed by your spending total. I purposely developed a bit of amnesia in that area, but I think we might be pretty close.
Posted by: Lucia on 10.22.2008 AT 02:38 PM
I guess next time, someone's gonna have to stoop down and smell it.
;-)
Posted by: claudia on 10.22.2008 AT 01:23 PM
They were unusually large espresso beans, that much is true.
Posted by: Cheryl on 10.22.2008 AT 01:14 PM
WOW! That was a totally random guess! LOL! It's going to be hard knitting on that FAB yarn because I'll be laughing my arse off every time I see it! I'll try and manage though ;-)
That has got to be the funniest story ever! Going by just the picture, beer and espresso beans is the last thing that would've come to my mind!
I'm glad you all had such a great time! Wish we had something like that way out here in California.
Posted by: Kelly on 10.22.2008 AT 12:56 PM
Margene is right -- someone said that it looked like poop!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE that cormo/silk/alpaca -- that is going to make the most delicious sweater!
Posted by: Kathy on 10.22.2008 AT 11:17 AM
The beans grew in the beer. We thought it looked like deer scat, too but couldn't imagine anyone else really taking pictures and thinking it was a REAL deer! We've had a good laugh all the way around. You out spent me by just a bit but not much. ;-)
Posted by: margene on 10.22.2008 AT 07:50 AM
We laughed until we cried, too. When we spilled the beer and the espresso beans!!!
Posted by: Carole on 10.22.2008 AT 06:59 AM
Yeah, and my street cred for being a country girl is shot straight to hell. :D
Posted by: Norma on 10.22.2008 AT 06:43 AM
Wow I wasn't all that far off with my second guess.. hehehe
Posted by: Denise on 10.21.2008 AT 10:47 PM
Oh, now that's a FANTASTIC follow-up to yesterday's story!!
Posted by: --Deb on 10.21.2008 AT 10:27 PM
So the deer was just sitting there drinking beer and eating chocolate coffee beans and minding his own business, and ended up getting accused of all that other awful stuff?
Posted by: Marcia on 10.23.2008 AT 07:45 PM